The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1463
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Towns Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8192	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.