The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	51	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4696	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	120062	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	5070	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5238	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2423	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6653	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3370	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!