The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Farms Harvested:	694	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9740	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.