The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	57	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2306

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	182
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2804	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ores Mined:	6391
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.