The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7496	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1874	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Items Found:	3119
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	2705	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.