The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	6461
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4216
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	380485	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	153	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3879	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7741	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.