The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	122	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	684484	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7953
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5979
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	6832
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3814	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	114
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!