The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Animals Bred:	149	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Mines Excavated:	1672	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9028
Dimension Hops:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9091	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.