The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	988	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	91	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	9972	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Potions Brewed:	66	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	126363
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	610509
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	80
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	399
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.