The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Void Gems Collected:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	767081	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4081	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crops Grown:	5279
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	7221
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5709
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.