The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Star Shards Collected:	93
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	2734

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	3017
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	6106

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	51
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!