The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Star Shards Collected:	210
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	435
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525238

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Void Gems Collected:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	9721	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.