The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crops Grown:	2567
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	232

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).