The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	154
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	199
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	2562	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4595
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ores Mined:	5608
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Emeralds Found:	3771	Towns Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.