The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	6357	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2172
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8081
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8058	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5066	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.