The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	1844
Ores Mined:	7078	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crops Grown:	6746
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	1127
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	702	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1800	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.