The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	955	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mines Excavated:	4594	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1496
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	578	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Farms Harvested:	353	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7161
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.