The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Buildings Constructed:	17	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	8631
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1509	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	925
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1157
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	8871
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.