The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5914	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Buildings Constructed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	6393	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2469	Love Letters Sent:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6259	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!