The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Players Killed by Monsters:	5440
Zombie Dances:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1802
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4761	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.