The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4189	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!