The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	1137
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1300	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	954	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Enchantments Applied:	269
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	89
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	6472
Emeralds Found:	2612	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9109	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.