The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3075	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	208
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	572	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	1525	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	4786	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	338	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	51

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.