The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7776
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	6157	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	5172	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Dimension Hops:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	704704	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8016	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3751	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.