The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Towns Built:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Void Armor Forged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Items Found:	1114	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Emeralds Found:	1652
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.