The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	7093	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
New Chunks Explored:	356707	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	7498	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!