The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5241	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	117	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ores Mined:	6784
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1294	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	104	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Emeralds Found:	3132
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Items Found:	3150
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!