The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	8928	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1455	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2879
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	661
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.