The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6776	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	815

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3643	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crops Grown:	7575
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Emeralds Found:	8653
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.