The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	684	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Zombie Dances:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	New Chunks Explored:	509715
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3966
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	4881	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	New Chunks Explored:	148103

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2866
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	922293	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.