The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	6526

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8227
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	205	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mines Excavated:	4841
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	7723
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8948
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.