The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	274987	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Items Found:	4035	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	72	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	4180
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	2853

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	4612
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.