The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	84	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4176
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	6532
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	6577	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Farms Harvested:	409
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3541	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!