The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Ores Mined:	8366
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	752	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ores Mined:	8555
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8931

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9122	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Star Shards Collected:	54	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.