The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3367	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2401	Animals Bred:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5394
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3028	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magic Items Found:	4109
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.