The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7581	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5156
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9133
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	57
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mines Excavated:	2678	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ores Mined:	8975
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3937	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.