The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nomercymc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1848	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	1092	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	7942
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	672900	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	5251	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	315071
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4496	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.