The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	1519
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimension Hops:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4806	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	74	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.