The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Star Shards Collected:	217	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	3582
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7636	Dragon Eggs Found:	7828
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

A wild is appeared in the jungel can you be the one of the wild in the jungel of minezilla Features ▪Lifesteal ▪ crates ▪ cosmetics ▪pvp ▪ kits

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	130

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	78
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	640	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Star Shards Collected:	249
Players Killed by Monsters:	4535	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mustards SMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Towny

“Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

**Immersive Survival Adventure:** Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

**Custom Crates Extravaganza:** The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.