The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2928	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	6146
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bloxar Server

Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

Survival

This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

Features:

claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	54
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Brandons404s Hangout Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	6112	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Salty Universe

Skyblock

Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

☄️ HexArchon – Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more!

Customenchants, Customitems, Dungeons, Survival

☄️ HexArchon - Custom Worlds, Items, Mobs, Skills, Abilities, Enchants, Dungeons, Boss Fights, Quests, and more! Minecraft Server

Watch our Server Trailer! https://youtube.com/shorts/GHTIZUraQHo

Are you looking for a server with a truly unique spin on the Survival Gamemode? You should check out HexArchon – a Custom MMO-Inspired Survival server with many features you’ve never seen!

Key Features:» In-depth /shop system» Custom Skills, Abilities, and Items» Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons» Custom Worlds» Quests» Custom Modeled Pets» Custom Enchants» Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries» Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces» Furnitures» Player Shops» Live Server Map» Server Events» Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Other Features:» Land Claiming» Ability to rollback any griefs (just in case you forgot to claim!)» Discord Link – Talk with players in-game on Discord!» Active, friendly staff» Hosted in the US East Coast

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	657

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeastMC31

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Play SkyBlock KitPvP and ext. We rly need players and staff so please if u se this can u pls join pls

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Potions Brewed:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Frostwire Network’s Towny [1.8 – 1.20][Foods][Brewing][Mcmmo][Crates][Jobs]

Claim, Classicprison, Exoticgardens, Landclaim, MCMMO, Prison, Protect, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, Slimefun, Survival, TOWN, Towny

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Towny) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Invite: https://discord.gg/h3FndEvbES

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FuturezMC

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock

This server is versatile, with faction like games, creative, kitpvp, including guns and your own personal soldiers! It’s everything that you would ever want in a minecraft server put together! Come down and check by going to FuturezMC and getting free daily rewards!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RefugiaCraft.de

Survival, Vanilla

Find a nice place in the Freebuild and build your retreat in good company – our active, adult team will be happy to help you – events, minigames and much more are there for you to discover

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3288	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

A Vanilla Experience… | 1.20.4 | Public SMP | No Hacking | No X-Ray | Active Players | No Limits | Dedicated | Daily Backups | Full Support!

Active, Activecommunity, HARD, Mature, Newserver, Nolag, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server!

Notes:

100 Block Spawn Protection!

Daily Backups!

Server Features

Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)

No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racism, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.

Server Rules (Allowed)

PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading

Server Discord: discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.