The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	8676	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

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KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

LGBTQIA+ community, allowing

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	63

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

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Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Emeralds Found:	8406	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Legion MC

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

Join our thriving community now!

50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mine Zinho

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	383222
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

Adult, Longterm, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place. The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

We Offer:

Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Towns Built:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gravity Labs

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

1v50, Aragorn, Arcade, Archer, battle, Capture, Castles, Ctf, Dwarf, Dwarves, Edoras, Elf, Elves, Empire, Fight, Flag, Gondor, Haradrim, Helmsdeep, Hobbit, Horses, Lobby, Lotr, Middleearth, Minastirith, Monsters, Mordor, Moria, Mumakil, Network, Osgiliath, PvP, Ranger, Rohan, Sauron, Siege, Soldier, War, Waves

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!

Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

Join now with the IP:

– lotr.empirewar.org

– play.empirewar.org

– mc.empirewar.org

Join our Discord server!

https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

See you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.