The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Extremely high mob spawn

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8449
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.