The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RulerCraft

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What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

Chestshops, Delivery, Economy, Envoys, Factories, Jobs, Levels, Lottery, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Survival, Worldgen

And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sunshineblossoms

Survival, Vanilla

Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5671
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9221
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

muddcraft

Survival

A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

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Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	965	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Emeralds Found:	3757

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9172
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

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Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	732617
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

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isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.