The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Legacy Craft

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7993
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Citadel

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KillarCraft

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NewKingdom

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Legends Of Akkuria

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	930605	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChronicBOOM

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Archer Games

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	364	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Brocraft Economy

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EliteNations

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.