The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3319	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Minecraft Evolution

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to a server with a variety of survival!

What does it mean? This means that you have the opportunity to choose how you want to survive – Either you choose a normally generated world, with villages, all biomes, etc – and live life with all the belongings. Or you choose our other world, which we named Aqua. This means that this world contains 75% water and you must survive on the aids that you can find. Survive by trading gadgets and blocks with other players, and come up with a strategy to survive in this water world.

Both servers include; McMMo, PvP (optional), Towny, Crates, Tokens, Jobs, and a whole lot more.

The Minecraft Evolution means that we want to be one of Sweden’s best MCMMO servers, with a theme of surviving in different situations – as well as keeping the RPG feeling with the help of Jobs and Towny. We want to deliver a sense of reality in as many ways as possible and therefore this server is constantly under development.

Right now we have a regular world and a water world – and more situations to come. Maybe it will be at another stage that you have to survive in a world filled with lava and burned down forests? Or why not try to survive alone in the Nether and fight with Enderman? Who knows – We let the players have their say and help during our development.

Do you also want to be part of our development and survive in difficult conditions? Then don’t hesitate to join us! You will not be disappointed.

NOTE – We are looking for staff!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Top PvP

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour

A lag-free BRAZILIAN server; 200 Slots; Full PvP with mining system; Configured and translated plugins; Website and forum ready; Complete and dedicated staff; Unique constructions; Version 1.7.2 / 1.7.4. IP: jogar.toppvp.com.br Site: http://toppvp.com.br/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RedstoneCraft Gaming 24/7 Survival

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

RedstoneCraft Gaming 24/7 Server Hybrid!! Most minecraft players go through many different servers each year. None of them seemed to fit them just right. After a while it can get frustrating, surely there is a right server out there for you. Well this is THE server! This server guarantees that you will never be bored just standing around doing nothing. With different games to choose from such as Factions, Creative, Prison, KitPvp and more you will always have something to do. The server is lag-free and is not over crowded with players. All the staff and players are active, friendly and caring. Once you join we guarantee you will feel like you are a part of the family. Dont spend another day searching for the right server, and join the server today. ( Note: Compatible with versions including 1.8) RedstoneCraft.Net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Potions Brewed:	135	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Element Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Element Skyblock is a fun multiplayer skyblock server which has many unique features. There is pvp, shops, player warps, mob farms, and also an island ranking system. Join now and you’ll have a blast playing on Element Skyblock.

Connect with the IP: ElementSB.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The ImagineCraft survival

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Features: – 1.8 Survival Spawn world – Creative World – Parkour – MOB Arenas – PvP Arena, KitPvP, OP PvP!, Hardcore, Factions, and Vanilla 1.8.2! (USE PORT 25566), McMMO!

The following plugins are used on this server to improve your experience: Essentials – standard essntials suite – teleportation, sethomes, etc. NoCheatPLus – to make it fair for all. Prism event logger – So we can track down griefers and looters (not needed if your protect your stuff..) GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and chest – visit http://tinyurl.com/pzmn66o for info.

Visit our Website for more info!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PrisonPlus

Prison

CRAZY OPPRISON!!! IP: play.PrisonPlus.net =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= PrisonPlus is a minecraft prison server, with unique custom built mines, amazing plugins! Here are some of the amazing perks on our server:

– CRATE KEYS WHICH GIVE RANDOMLY GENERATED LOOT! – CUSTOM RANKUP CRATES/KEYS! – PLOT WORLD AND SHOPS – NO LAG – MULTIPLIERS – AND SO MUCH MORE! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Medieval Norway

Economy, Survival, Towny

The Medieval Norway

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Texyk

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Texyk is a brand new PVP survival server with a wonderful, friendly community that’s constantly growing. We strive to make this server feel welcoming and continuously improve the experience our players get by maintaining a well balanced environment with a broad list of plugins including: -mcMMo -Factions -Jobs -And more! This server will also be hosting a few mini games for our players to get their minds off of survival. Parkour, spleef, and mob arena are just to list a few of many great mini games to come!

There will also be staff opportunities so better get to joining this server quick because you’re going to have to earn our trust 🙂

Please come join our community! We hope you’ll love it here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Towns Built:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

FusionPrison

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!