The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3334
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Items Found:	2995

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	61	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6090
Towns Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4393
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.