The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	95	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PanNation

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PanNation is an OG KitPvP server with ultra high performance! We aim to bring back the old school KitPvP vibes and test your skill! Drop down into the arena and fight to the death. But be careful though, if you die you lose your items. Quickly gather loot and make it back to spawn! NPCs roam the map to make sure you don’t try to enchant in their territory! Players can store their items in their player vault, /PV *Besides our FFA Arena, we also have Duels to take on those trash talkers that think they’re better! *Found inside the arena are hidden parkours that lead to our LEGENDARY items at the end of them! *Set bounties on players and make sure they are assassinated! *Sell items in /Auction to earn more money. *Trade items and $ with /Trade *Vote for the server and gain more rewards and prizes! *Earn enough money and purchase your very own plot to show off your building skills! *Come join us today and be apart of this unique KitPvP server! :’D

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	9420	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9028	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HuskyCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

========================= Advanced Survival – Faction – survival – PVP – Greifing allow Cool server? You decide 🙂 =========================

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

jCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Polish jCraft server – Survival/Creative 24/7

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2244

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkepticCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

QuCraft Voltz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

volt Teamspeak 3: QuCraft.enjinvoice.com Ts3 Port: 8982

Welcome to QuCraft. Give a warm welcome to qugere the owner of QuCraft.We will be updating a lot here in the next week. If there are issues just add them to the forum. Remember the survival is all that. Chaos. So do not trust anyone ever. Spys will be looking for you. This is a new server and like anything new there will be issues. The main thing is to have fun. Read the rules and tutorials for better use of life on voltz.

We do make use of Mcbans and do not mind adding the trouble makers on the list. We are here to have fun. Zero toleration on cheaters, trolls, etc. griefing is allowed in world. There is a safezone, factions. Few items are banned like antimatter and redmatter. The next month we hope to implore everything other than the tracker.

Have fun and again thank you for joining QuCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1385	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Yaoihaven Reborn

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for Yaoihaven Reborn!

We’re an LGBTQ-friendly server with a great community of players and staff, ready to help you out! Come on in and find a plot to call home.

A player-run economy means you can open up your own shop and set your own prices, whether it be for blocks or for services, it’s all up to you. Build your own storefront or buy a space in the mall, you can even just use your front lawn! When you close up shop for the day, head on over to the creative world and build that dream house you always wanted, or some pixel art; take some pointers from the plethora of other artists and works around there, I’m sure something will spark an idea =)

Server address: mc.yaoihavenreborn.com Server store: http://yaoihavenreborn.enjin.com

Like Yaoi? Check out our main site! Just take out the ‘mc.’ and you’re there ^_^

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WingCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Vote for many awesome rewards!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Aviatorcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison

Constant updates and new features, prison revamp on the 1st of December! Join the server today and have a great time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Extreme Factions

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Extreme Factions – PvP And Raids! Join For An Awesome Adventure! Awesome Ranks And Perks! JOIN NOW! Extreme Factions is a Uk PvP, Raids And Faction Server! The Server Is Brand New! Join if you love pvp and faction servers!! – Radelize

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Azara Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Azara Craft is a new type of towny server. Our goal is to create a server that is about choosing your own destiny. This means that we want players to be able to mine, build, conquer, steal, trade, explore, and everything else you would potentially do on a minecraft survival server but with balance. On Azara Craft there is no way to pay to win, every player is on even ground. Every player has an equal opportunity to start a town and build it into a nation, through any means they see fit. We have a balance between safety and competition. Towns can declare war or remain neutral. Players can roam the wild and hunt each other down or explore new the environment. This server is a sandbox and it’s up to you to forge your path to greatness.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Runes Activated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Opened World

PvP, Survival

We’re a friendly server that likes to build, play survival, and occasionally PvP. We’re semi-vanilla with TPA and Grief Prevention.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SquadWorld

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server supports 1.8.x up to 1.9.x 24 HOURS ONLINE NO HAMACHI NO PREMIUM FREE! Modalities: KitPvP – Survival – SkyWars – Parkour -Creativo

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dhara

Roleplay, Survival

Survival (Hard) Mature McMMO FancyShop LUCK

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5830
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Star Shards Collected:	268	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.