The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Monuments & Mayhem

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

MaM is an “enhanced vanilla” survival server. Our goal is keeping the core gameplay experience of Minecraft intact, while solving common problems that can ruin multiplayer. We also extend gameplay with fantastic new features that fit well with vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	876
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LucosSurvival

Survival

================= LucosSurvival ================= Welcome to us! We love our players!

Rules: No lying No scamming Griefing is allowed on unclaimed builds. Teaming is allowed.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Palace

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Come for a good time at pixel palace. We are trying to get some committed player to build a strong community on our server. What are you waiting for JOIN!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Hello Minecraft-Friends! We, the Kingz-Team, have now updated to version 1.9. At the moment we are a small but consistent community and that’s what we want to change with the next year! The more – the merrier! We are for the most part PvE, but PvP is also a part of our server – in our 4-Elements PvP Arena or for certain events.

A little overview of our rules: – Any kind of insults are forbidden – Buildings of other players are not allowed to be destroyed at all – find more details about our rules on our website’s wiki. If breaking these you risk a permaban!

Features: – original vanilla feeling with a few perks – protections that can be moved by players themselves – spawn-shop with economy

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7048
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1093
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WallCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

minecraft server! So you can have fun! Sky block, survival,factions,pvp, economy y mas!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	476160	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BattleCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Raiding, Survival

BattleCraft is a dark and raided world. Only some will survive, beware, for you are by yourself. Resources are scarce and factions are hungry. Will you conquer the lands of the dead? Choose your fate at “Battlecraft.us”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SimaCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

this is a hosted server we are searching for good admins who can help us with some things this server is a bukkit server with a lot of fun plugins like citizens, builder, sentry and feeds awesome jetpack plugin

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EpicMineTime

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

IP: play.epicminetime.com Website: epicminetime.com Green, PvP, Blue + Lobby

Join our new network with currently 3 gamemodes.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubeGame

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

Server IP: cubega.me

Welcome to CubeGame! We are an incredible minigames server containing every game type you could ever wish. We striving to grow our community and provide a stable, long-term environment which our players can enjoy the game.

———-[PLAY]———- Quake, VampireZ, Parkour, Blitz SG, Survival Games, Brawl SCB, SkyWars, TheWalls, GunGame, Villager Defence, TNT Run, and more soon 🙂 Plugins installed on server: quake, blitzsg, survival games, parkour, vampirez, villager defence, skywars

CubeGame Network minecraft server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NirvanaMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

NirvanaMC is the best Minecraft experience period.

New and improved minecraft experience. Fully rebuilt and customized server, under a new owner, and staff team! Join today for an amazing experience!

Then NirvanaMC is the server for you! Play.NirvanaMC.Com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	4992

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Drift MineCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

We are a small community of older minecrafter. Are server is based of of survival, pvp, ranks, and economy we will be adding more plugins and listen to all feedback!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6000	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LogoCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to LogoCraft. You will find amazing minigames and more things.

We have HCFactions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Creative and much more incoming.

Join now and enjoy a free Lag Experience.

We are waiting for you!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	750	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sioncraft Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The Sioncraft Network is a veteran server community that has been around since December of 2011. Over the years, we have had many changes in the dynamics of the server and how it is run, we are in a new generation where new and amazing changes are on their way to make the network more playable, more convenient, more fun, and greater than ever! We boast multiple servers to reduce lag and maintain a perfect uptime, as well as having multiple game types and cosmetics and a rank hierarchy that is simple and fun to work though. Our ranks are based on mcMMO power levels and play time.

Our significant features include; Towny Skyblock Creative mcMMO MobCatcher Customizable Prefixes Clean Chat SilkTouch Spawners and much more…

We offer our players Creative, Skyblock, Towny, and Capture the Flag.Our community is always growing and we are always welcoming new people into our server family.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Magic Items Found:	4705	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stupid Skyblock

Towny

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	102	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EmeraldFantasy

Factions, Survival

Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2368	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.