The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mellumcraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Mellumcraft want to join the server it here is the ip: Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu Please vote for the server 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ores Mined:	8003
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Storm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Server IP: ts-mc.net

**Dedicated server** 24/7 uptime, with notifications to all staff members when downtime is detected through a third-party service

**Mature staff** All of our staff members have been trained both on our server and through previous experience on other servers they have worked for

**Nightly backups** Our server automatically restarts and creates an off-site backup to ensure that we will always have a recent backup in case of emergency

**Experienced** I’ve been a member of the server owner community for 5 years now. I’ve worked for several servers as a web developer and system administrator. I don’t plan on abandoning the game anytime soon.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TDM PVP Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!

Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”

Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	179
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1481	Emeralds Found:	4237
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GTAPlanet

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Autcraft

Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Autcraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server for children (and adults) that have autism and their families. What this means is that if you or a family member has autism and you own the computer version of Minecraft, you can register and apply to be put on the whitelist and play with other people just like you. Waiting time for assessment of applications is approximately 1 week.

Autcraft was created by Stuart Duncan (aka AutismFather in game) who not only has autism himself but also a child with autism as well. The server is administrated by adults that include autistics, parents of autistic children or a family member of someone with autism. There are also “Helpers” that include “jrhelpers” which are children that prove to be responsible, positive and helpful with people; and “srhelpers” which are adults that demonstrate some knowledge of the game as well as being respectful, responsible and helpful.

Some features of Autcraft: Bullying, killing, stealing, griefing, etc is not tolerated Swearing is not tolerated In game ticket/support system. Need an admin to do something, stand where you need the help and use /modreq Players builds are protected using WorldGuard. Ask an admin for protection All kills, blocks placed, blocks broken, items dropped, picked up and more are tracked so that we can see exactly what happens anywhere A few mini-games including hide and seek, mob arena, spleef and more Community Wither fights and other events

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChasmCraft

Creative

Thanks for checking us out! Read below for more information on the server! Be sure to read the rules as well!

ChasmCraft Rules/Guidelines:

ChasmCraft has a few basic rules like no hacking and no disrespect but the main rule is no griefing of any kind! If you’re found guilty of griefing we will ban you permanently.

What makes ChasmCraft different:

ChasmCraft uses only the best of the best plugins and also includes multiple custom plugins. ChasmCraft has active admins that are always willing to help you out within reason.

Join us and check it out, and if you don’t like the server don’t be scared to leave a comment on why you didn’t like it, we may just improve based on your feedback.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineCraft Vanilla – Gamers Geek

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Vanilla

A survival server, Hosted in NZ (but good speeds to Australia and other countries), Vanilla Minecraft server, active players, good connection. Come and build with us.

gamersgeek.nz | Forums

=== The Rules === No griefing No looting No PvP, you may duel if the other play consents. Clean language (there are kids playing). Don’t ask to be Op

=== Server === Dedicated Hardware Fibre Connection

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Tekkit, Towny

Most up to date and unique Pixelmon server on the interwebs. We have great custom mods for your improved experience play (Pixelutilities!) and a great staff team to keep us on the path to the future. We have weekly events and great prizes. We have NO LAGGGG and up time 99.9 % (we have to update sometimes) Your Starter will be Shiny! Other Features: PvP – Towny – Economy – TownVSTown badge battles -Player Gyms – AI gyms – HiddenGyms and much much more! Come join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2498	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dave Craft

Mini Games, Survival

This is a server where we have WIP mini-games and a survival mode and its frequently updated from all of the Nice Moderators and Admins and a nice owner.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	164387	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BanzaiMC OP Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

BanzaiMc Network is a pvp network dedicated to bring you the best staff, plugins and server hardware for the great pvp gaming experience.

Banzai-MC has all the regular plugins of a normal OP factions server, including McMMO, Combat Tag, Scoreboards, ArmorHud, Health, Damage indicators Essentials and a collection of anti-cheat and anti-glitch plugins to insure fair gaming.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Star Shards Collected:	127
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VeneCraft

Parkour, Survival, Towny

Towny Server, EpicWorld, MiniGames, SkyBlock. – Crackshot, chairs, World Guard, World edit, Towny , Ieconomy, Group manager, time fold, werewolves(disabled atm), vampires, lasers. PG13. No harassing , bad language and follow all local-state-country laws. Shop keepers to trade for gems which u can then sell for money to support your towns…Gladiator Combat Every Sunday 2PM EST.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fritten Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Toothwitch Minecraft Server!

GameModes that we offer on the server: -Survival -Creative – Bedwars -Instagib (Our own GameMode) -Runner (Like TNT Run only with more fun) -One in the Quiver/One in the Chamber -More in development!

We’re all ears when it comes to mini-game suggestions. Currently in progress: Instagib with Capture the Flag

Have fun and join our community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Darkrpmc

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Player will be able to choose jobs such as shopkeeper, supplier, mayor, or citizen (default).

Mayors: Can start towns. Must advertise and govern effectively in order to increase number of residents (Citizens, Shopkeepers, Suppliers). Must have knowledge of world-guard plugin commands for claiming town as well as setting up shops and homes to rent out to player residents. Must build their own town. May hire Construction players to help with building process. Mayors may expand town size multiple times for a fee. A mayor may not be inactive for more than 10 days in a row – results in a demotion (method for obtaining a replacement mayor has not yet been determined) Mayors may also switch jobs, but must pay a fine determined by the number of residents in their town. (The exact details on the fine have not yet been determined)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CookieCrafts

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

web: http://webcookiecrafts.enjin.com ip: 216.245.196.173:25565

– SKYBLOCKS – DROP CUSTOMS – Kit PVP (+50 Kits) – FACTIONS – MCMMO – PARCELAS CUSTOMS (50×50) – SHOPS – PARKOURS REWARDS – GUNS (ARMAS AK-47 – SNIPER – GRANADE – AIR FIRE – PISTOLS – KNIFE – SHIELDS – MOLOTOV AND +20 WEAPONS CUSTOMS) – TEXTUREPACK

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchantments Applied:	282	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.