The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shambala

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

Factions

LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FinalGame-Hosting.com

Survival

To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8374	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9214	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GalaticWar

Tekkit

Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PureCraftMC

Anarchy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	523

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kryptech Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	1632
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Aurinkomaa

Roleplay

Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	798265	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TimeSpaceCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelCub Network

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server No Premium Hosted No Hamachi 24/7 No Spanish Speaking Lag. Exclusive paid plugins to guarantee security and fun. Network With Minigames and Classics Servers. Survival, Skywars, Factions, Skyblock, KitPVP and More… 100% optimized. Our IP: MC.PIXELCUB.NET Our Website: www.pixelcub.net Our TeamSpeak3: ts3.pixelcub.net Our Twitter: @PixelcubMC Our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juegaahoramc/ Join our network

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DoggyCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	259	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeegeeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8629
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Artemis Realms

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SKYWARS BOMBERMAN KIT TO ALL NEW PLAYERS UNTIL MONDAY!!! Just create a help ticket (/ticket create) and ask for your kit, and we’ll add it for you.

A new, friendly server. Right now we have our own custom SkyWars, Creative Plots, Factions, and we’re just setting up CTF (War). We plan to have Hunger Games too.

Check out our unique features in SkyWars!!

Sidenote: the “application process” for mod on this server is to come back often, vote regularly and play decently with others. We will look for the best, most helpful players and promote them at our discretion.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AzelcraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

AZELCRAFTMC is a small Dedicated Towny cracked 1.12.2 server with customised rpg style mcMMO professions, talkative NPCs with background stories, a diverse and balanced economy that rewards all kinds of gameplay and many carefully selected, customised and tested plugins for things like game changing powerful customised mob bosses with special loot to redstone based elevators in buildings to horseback combat, bleeding mobs, heavy armour to player heads and even many realistic lore friendly crafting recipes for things like chainmail armour, horse armour, saddles, nametags, music discs and many many more! AzelcraftMC players are friendly and welcome all new players into the server community. We invite you to be a part of our journey. If this interests you, then join our community in The Land Of AZELCRAFTMC! You will be surprised!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wabbit Survival – A Friendly Server

Survival, Vanilla

Wabbit Survival is a simple, welcoming and friendly Minecraft survival server. We are heavily focused on growing and nurturing our amazing community, and we welcome players of all ages, providing you stick by our simple and fair rules!

We also have a brilliant and dedicated staff team to solve disputes and fix problems quickly. We hope you choose Wabbit Survival to play on, and that you thoroughly enjoy your time with us.

Besides the amazing staff, there are always a bunch of active, and friendly players of all ages online. If by this point you’re still looking for a reason all we can say is join us, and give it a try.

The introduction alone, and our warm, sincere welcomes should convince you. Search no more for a friendly Minecraft survival server, for Wabbit Survival is here!

mc.wabbitface.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoKingdom SMP

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The community is amazing & when people are on you are always greeted with a hello & a how have you been. The community is so helpful and Kind. The owners do giveaways quite often giving out free rewards or custom items that is only unique to you.

The amount of things you can do in NoKingdom SMP is endless & its getting bigger & bigger by the day. Come join our server now and check us out.

Server IP: 54.38.94.121:25576Available on both Java & BedrockGame Version: 1.20.2 (Newer version can connect as well)

This server has so much to offer with a wide range of plugins and custom things that are created by the team of devs on the server.NoKingdom SMP is the place to be if you want a vanilla experience but with some twists like custom weapons, food, music, and more.

Current Plugins

AdvancedBanajStartCommandsAuctionHouseBanAnnouncerBeastCoreBeastWithdrawBetterRTPBuyCraftXChatFilterCMILibCommandItemsCommonsCoreProtectCustomCratesDecentHologramsDeluxeMenusDiscordSRVDynmapEconomyShopGUI-PremiumEssentialsXFloodgateGeyserGriefPreventionGSitGuildsInteractiveChatDiscordJobsLuckPermsmcMMOMessageAnnouncerMultiverse-CoreMyPetnuvotifierODailyQuestsOnePlayerSleepOpenInvPinataPartyPistonMOTDPlaceholderAPIPlayerNPCPlayerWarpsProtocolLibQuestsQuickShopRetributionSetSpawnShopKeepersSimpleNoCropTrampleSkinRestorerSpicordSternalBoardTABTimedRewardsUltimateKitsUltimateModerationVaultVeinMinerViaVersionVotingPluginworldeditworldguard

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.